Intruder!

Commander Gex:
!!!Ma'am!!! Reporting from Outpost #2271Charlie! Intruder in the yard !!! Looks to be some form of bush-tail rat !!!Ma'am!!!

Niiinnja:
I'll deal with this one personally....

Commander Gex:
!!!Ma'am!!! The NLA has your back !!!Ma'am!!!

Niiinnja:
Why do you intrude upon my yard, with your bush-tailed, nut-eating... ness...

Squrl:
Umm.... ThereAreNutsAndBerriesAndFruitAnd...

Niiinnja:
Stop. This is my yard. You must request permission from zee Niiinnja before even setting foot on these lands.

Squrl:
But....ThereAreNutsAndBerriesAndFruitAnd...

Niiinnja:
Did you know that a lizard can eat 3 times its body weight?

Squrl:
But...ThereAreNutsAndBerriesAn...

Niiinnja:
Now multiply that by the number of lizards you see surrounding you...

Squrl:
Umm...three.

Niiinnja:
Now add in the ones you don't see....

Commander Gex:
!!!Ma'am!!! There are 3,792 NLA members at your immediate command !!!Ma'am!!!

Squrl:
K, I go now.

Outposts

Commander Gex:
!!!Ma'am!!! Reporting from outpost #2250Kilo !!!Ma'am!!!

Niiinnja:
You never leave the backdoor, why do you come up with different outpost numbers?

Commander Gex:
!!!Ma'am!!! Outpost #2250Kilo is the North corner !!!
!!!Outpost #2260Delta is the South corner !!!
!!!Outpost #2270Bravo is the East corner !!!
!!!Outpost #2271Charlie is the West corner !!!
!!!Ma'am!!!

Niiinnja:
If you weren't such a good spy, I'd eat you.

Commander Gex:
!!!Ma'am!!! Thank you !!!Ma'am!!!

Adventures of Niiinnja Overview

This blog is a fictional blog about the adventures of a house cat named Ninja. She has a loyal Niiinnja Lizard Army (NLA) lead by Commander Gex. He is so dedicated to his duty of watching the back doorway that he actually lost his tail keeping post.

Follow them on Twitter at @Niiinnja and @CommanderGex
Email them individually, yes they have email, at niiinnja@gmail.com and commandergex@gmail.com

**All characters and story ideas are the sole property of Cyi Taiga (cyi.taiga@gmail.com) **