Strike

Niiinnja:
*POUNCE*

Commander Gex:
!!!Ma'am!!! That was a most excellent strike !!!Ma'am!!!

Niiinnja:
It is zee ninja way… zee ninja must know how to strike, where to strike and when to strike.

Commander Gex:
!!!Ma'am!!! How do you strike? !!!Ma'am!!!

Niiinnja:
Quickly.

Commander Gex:
!!!Ma'am!!! Where do you strike? !!!Ma'am!!!

Niiinnja:
Where zee enemy is most vulnerable so they have no chance of escape…

Commander Gex:
!!!Ma'am!!! When do you strike? !!!Ma'am!!!

Niiinnja:

I strike… in zee night…. '>_<'

Testing....

Commander Gex:
!!!Ma'am!!! Reporting from Outpost #2260Delta !!!Ma'am!!!

Niiinnja:
Something has just blown my sneaky little mind....

Commander Gex:
!!! How birds can make millions of humans worldwide tweet for hours on end? !!!

Niiinnja:
Well, we will get to that..... I just learned that I can set the date and time of these posts.....

Commander Gex:
!!!Ma'am!!! How will you use this awesome new ability? !!!Ma'am!!!

Niiinnja:
I'll tell you later.... -_-

Agent Frogger

Niiinnja:
You there. Report.

Frog:
rrRrr…. Wha?

Niiinnja:
You are a lesser form of lizard and sit outside this home. So now tell me.

Frog:
rrRrr…. Wha?

Niiinnja:
The endless hours you spend spying on these humans here. You must know.

Frog:
rrRrr…. Wha?

Niiinnja:
Where do they keep the Tuna… -_-

Sneaky when wet

Commander Gex:

!!!Ma'am!!! Reporting from Outpost #2270Bravo! The climate has changed to perfect conditions for Operation Sneaky When Wet !!!Ma'am!!!

Niiinnja:

Ah yes… they never suspect zee Niiinnja in the rain…

Commander Gex:

!!!Ma'am!!! You are a master of deception !!!Ma'am!!!

Niiinnja:

No cat in their right mind would willingly get soaked but misdirection is the ninja way...

Commander Gex:

!!!Ma'am!!! I understand the dedication to one's art and post !!!Ma'am!!!

Niiinnja:

Yes, but I still have a tail -_-

Intruder!

Commander Gex:
!!!Ma'am!!! Reporting from Outpost #2271Charlie! Intruder in the yard !!! Looks to be some form of bush-tail rat !!!Ma'am!!!

Niiinnja:
I'll deal with this one personally....

Commander Gex:
!!!Ma'am!!! The NLA has your back !!!Ma'am!!!

Niiinnja:
Why do you intrude upon my yard, with your bush-tailed, nut-eating... ness...

Squrl:
Umm.... ThereAreNutsAndBerriesAndFruitAnd...

Niiinnja:
Stop. This is my yard. You must request permission from zee Niiinnja before even setting foot on these lands.

Squrl:
But....ThereAreNutsAndBerriesAndFruitAnd...

Niiinnja:
Did you know that a lizard can eat 3 times its body weight?

Squrl:
But...ThereAreNutsAndBerriesAn...

Niiinnja:
Now multiply that by the number of lizards you see surrounding you...

Squrl:
Umm...three.

Niiinnja:
Now add in the ones you don't see....

Commander Gex:
!!!Ma'am!!! There are 3,792 NLA members at your immediate command !!!Ma'am!!!

Squrl:
K, I go now.

Outposts

Commander Gex:
!!!Ma'am!!! Reporting from outpost #2250Kilo !!!Ma'am!!!

Niiinnja:
You never leave the backdoor, why do you come up with different outpost numbers?

Commander Gex:
!!!Ma'am!!! Outpost #2250Kilo is the North corner !!!
!!!Outpost #2260Delta is the South corner !!!
!!!Outpost #2270Bravo is the East corner !!!
!!!Outpost #2271Charlie is the West corner !!!
!!!Ma'am!!!

Niiinnja:
If you weren't such a good spy, I'd eat you.

Commander Gex:
!!!Ma'am!!! Thank you !!!Ma'am!!!

Adventures of Niiinnja Overview

This blog is a fictional blog about the adventures of a house cat named Ninja. She has a loyal Niiinnja Lizard Army (NLA) lead by Commander Gex. He is so dedicated to his duty of watching the back doorway that he actually lost his tail keeping post.

Follow them on Twitter at @Niiinnja and @CommanderGex
Email them individually, yes they have email, at niiinnja@gmail.com and commandergex@gmail.com

**All characters and story ideas are the sole property of Cyi Taiga (cyi.taiga@gmail.com) **