Technical Difficulties

The accounts have been suspended on Twitter, I'm trying to work things out.

For the time being- Ninja is on hold.

If you want this to continue please comment to me.

Thank you. ^_^

Skillz

Commander Gex:
!!! Congratulations NLA Agent Gek45 on amassing a giant bird following !!!

NLA Agent Gek45:
Skillz….

NLA Agent Liz39:
How did you get so many birds to join the @Niiinnja Lizard Army?

NLA Agent Gek45:
Know thy enemy better than thy self. The stork seeks glory, while the crow yearns for only the best grub. All pigeons desires to swarm the skies. And the crane excels in strategy.

Commander Gex:
!!! You are an excellent soldier Gek45 !!!

NLA Agent Liz39:
Well... I told the birds how cool our army is and that they get to see new things.

NLA Agent Gek45:
…

Commander Gex:
… *blink* ….

NLA Agent Liz39:
What? Birds like to socialize. I mean, even the bird that pecked off the tip of my tail was nice.

NLA Agent Gek45:
… *blink* ….

Commander Gex:
...

NLA Agent Liz39:
He said I taste like shrimp. ^_^

Bring in the Troops

Commander Gex:
!!!Ma'am!!! NLA Agent Liz39 has returned !!!Ma'am!!!

Niiinnja:
Report.

NLA Agent Liz39:
I told them how cool our army is and that you get to meet new people but… I think one got part of my tail…

Niiinnja:
If you weren't related to Commander Gex... I'd eat you.

Commander Gex:
!!!Ma'am!!! Thank you !!!Ma'am!!!

Niiinnja:
Agent Liz39…. Stay Hidden >_<

Commander Gex:
!!!Ma'am!!! NLA Agent Gek45 has returned !!!Ma'am!!!

Niiinnja:
Report.

NLA Agent Gek45:
My Lady, the results of my #NLRecruit drive are outside on the phone-lines.

Niiinnja:
Let us see this small gathering of little bir- *POOFY TAIL!* !_!

NLA Agent Gek45

NLA Agent Gek45:
Here is your chance to soar the skies for an army that means something! As an honorary #NLRecruit you will go down in history!

Stork:
…

NLA Agent Gek45:
Dine with the finest army. Use your given ability to spy on every enemy! Your grand glory awaits!

Crow:
…

NLA Agent Gek45:
You understand the power of strength in numbers. As a #NLRecruit you will add to our numbers that grow by the minute! We will be unstoppable!!

Pigeon:
…

NLA Agent Gek45:
My Commander and my Lady Niiinnja have the utmost respect for intelligence and strategy. They share all spoils, except the Tuna. The bounty awaits you!

Crane:
...

NLA Agent Liz39

NLA Agent Liz39:
Excuse me… I'm here for the #NLRecruit drive. Would you like to join a multi level militant army? We are lead by Niiinnja, the greatest ninja cat that ever lived.

Bird:
*Peck*

NLA Agent Liz39:
No you can't eat me. I'm giving you the chance to join the Niiinnja Lizard Army here. We get to travel to new place, invite new #NLRecruit potentials, and spread the evil genius that is Niiinnja.

Bird:
*Peck*

NLA Agent Liz39:
Are you even listening? This is a once in a lifetime opportunity! Act today!

Bird:
*Peck*

NLA Agent Liz39:
O! M! G! You did not just pecked my tail! I'm outta here!!

Bird:
*Peck*

Operation Tweet

Commander Gex:
!!!Ma'am!!! Here are the NLA Agents that you asked for !!!Ma'am!!!

Niiinnja:
Ah yes, come forward my agents…

NLA Agent Gek45:
Reporting, My Lady.

NLA Agent Liz39:
At your service.

Niiinnja:
Zee Niiinnja has a very important mission for the two of you. Go out and find birds for the growing #NLRecruit drive. That is all. -_-

NLA Agent Liz39:
Yes Ma'am.

NLA Agent Gek45:
We will not fail you My Lady.

Niiinnja:
This is a dangerous mission.

Commander Gex:
!!! You will both be going out into the wild to find and recruit as many birds as you can! Bring them back with you by 08:00 on April 20th !!!

Niiinnja:
I do not expect both of you to return alive... Be honored *_*

Bird Army

Commander Gex:
!!!Ma'am!!! The @Niiinnja Lizard Army is growing inside the network of bird-tweets !!!Ma'am!!!

Niiinnja:
Ah yes, Twitter… you must recruit more birds into my army. They make for excellent communication and transport…

Commander Gex:
!!!Ma'am!!! Birds are an enemy to all that is Cat and Lizard !!!Ma'am!!!

Niiinnja:
Zee ninja warrior knows when to get their enemies to work for them…

Commander Gex:
!!!Ma'am!!! You are an evil genius !!!Ma'am!!!

Niiinnja:
Besides... the birds that are not suitable for communication or transport are now... lunch. -_-