Bird Army

Commander Gex:
!!!Ma'am!!! The @Niiinnja Lizard Army is growing inside the network of bird-tweets !!!Ma'am!!!

Niiinnja:
Ah yes, Twitter… you must recruit more birds into my army. They make for excellent communication and transport…

Commander Gex:
!!!Ma'am!!! Birds are an enemy to all that is Cat and Lizard !!!Ma'am!!!

Niiinnja:
Zee ninja warrior knows when to get their enemies to work for them…

Commander Gex:
!!!Ma'am!!! You are an evil genius !!!Ma'am!!!

Niiinnja:
Besides... the birds that are not suitable for communication or transport are now... lunch. -_-

Strike

Niiinnja:
*POUNCE*

Commander Gex:
!!!Ma'am!!! That was a most excellent strike !!!Ma'am!!!

Niiinnja:
It is zee ninja way… zee ninja must know how to strike, where to strike and when to strike.

Commander Gex:
!!!Ma'am!!! How do you strike? !!!Ma'am!!!

Niiinnja:
Quickly.

Commander Gex:
!!!Ma'am!!! Where do you strike? !!!Ma'am!!!

Niiinnja:
Where zee enemy is most vulnerable so they have no chance of escape…

Commander Gex:
!!!Ma'am!!! When do you strike? !!!Ma'am!!!

Niiinnja:

I strike… in zee night…. '>_<'

Testing....

Commander Gex:
!!!Ma'am!!! Reporting from Outpost #2260Delta !!!Ma'am!!!

Niiinnja:
Something has just blown my sneaky little mind....

Commander Gex:
!!! How birds can make millions of humans worldwide tweet for hours on end? !!!

Niiinnja:
Well, we will get to that..... I just learned that I can set the date and time of these posts.....

Commander Gex:
!!!Ma'am!!! How will you use this awesome new ability? !!!Ma'am!!!

Niiinnja:
I'll tell you later.... -_-

Sneaky when wet

Commander Gex:

!!!Ma'am!!! Reporting from Outpost #2270Bravo! The climate has changed to perfect conditions for Operation Sneaky When Wet !!!Ma'am!!!

Niiinnja:

Ah yes… they never suspect zee Niiinnja in the rain…

Commander Gex:

!!!Ma'am!!! You are a master of deception !!!Ma'am!!!

Niiinnja:

No cat in their right mind would willingly get soaked but misdirection is the ninja way...

Commander Gex:

!!!Ma'am!!! I understand the dedication to one's art and post !!!Ma'am!!!

Niiinnja:

Yes, but I still have a tail -_-

Intruder!

Commander Gex:
!!!Ma'am!!! Reporting from Outpost #2271Charlie! Intruder in the yard !!! Looks to be some form of bush-tail rat !!!Ma'am!!!

Niiinnja:
I'll deal with this one personally....

Commander Gex:
!!!Ma'am!!! The NLA has your back !!!Ma'am!!!

Niiinnja:
Why do you intrude upon my yard, with your bush-tailed, nut-eating... ness...

Squrl:
Umm.... ThereAreNutsAndBerriesAndFruitAnd...

Niiinnja:
Stop. This is my yard. You must request permission from zee Niiinnja before even setting foot on these lands.

Squrl:
But....ThereAreNutsAndBerriesAndFruitAnd...

Niiinnja:
Did you know that a lizard can eat 3 times its body weight?

Squrl:
But...ThereAreNutsAndBerriesAn...

Niiinnja:
Now multiply that by the number of lizards you see surrounding you...

Squrl:
Umm...three.

Niiinnja:
Now add in the ones you don't see....

Commander Gex:
!!!Ma'am!!! There are 3,792 NLA members at your immediate command !!!Ma'am!!!

Squrl:
K, I go now.

Outposts

Commander Gex:
!!!Ma'am!!! Reporting from outpost #2250Kilo !!!Ma'am!!!

Niiinnja:
You never leave the backdoor, why do you come up with different outpost numbers?

Commander Gex:
!!!Ma'am!!! Outpost #2250Kilo is the North corner !!!
!!!Outpost #2260Delta is the South corner !!!
!!!Outpost #2270Bravo is the East corner !!!
!!!Outpost #2271Charlie is the West corner !!!
!!!Ma'am!!!

Niiinnja:
If you weren't such a good spy, I'd eat you.

Commander Gex:
!!!Ma'am!!! Thank you !!!Ma'am!!!