Operation Tweet

Commander Gex:
!!!Ma'am!!! Here are the NLA Agents that you asked for !!!Ma'am!!!

Niiinnja:
Ah yes, come forward my agents…

NLA Agent Gek45:
Reporting, My Lady.

NLA Agent Liz39:
At your service.

Niiinnja:
Zee Niiinnja has a very important mission for the two of you. Go out and find birds for the growing #NLRecruit drive. That is all. -_-

NLA Agent Liz39:
Yes Ma'am.

NLA Agent Gek45:
We will not fail you My Lady.

Niiinnja:
This is a dangerous mission.

Commander Gex:
!!! You will both be going out into the wild to find and recruit as many birds as you can! Bring them back with you by 08:00 on April 20th !!!

Niiinnja:
I do not expect both of you to return alive... Be honored *_*

Bird Army

Commander Gex:
!!!Ma'am!!! The @Niiinnja Lizard Army is growing inside the network of bird-tweets !!!Ma'am!!!

Niiinnja:
Ah yes, Twitter… you must recruit more birds into my army. They make for excellent communication and transport…

Commander Gex:
!!!Ma'am!!! Birds are an enemy to all that is Cat and Lizard !!!Ma'am!!!

Niiinnja:
Zee ninja warrior knows when to get their enemies to work for them…

Commander Gex:
!!!Ma'am!!! You are an evil genius !!!Ma'am!!!

Niiinnja:
Besides... the birds that are not suitable for communication or transport are now... lunch. -_-

Strike

Niiinnja:
*POUNCE*

Commander Gex:
!!!Ma'am!!! That was a most excellent strike !!!Ma'am!!!

Niiinnja:
It is zee ninja way… zee ninja must know how to strike, where to strike and when to strike.

Commander Gex:
!!!Ma'am!!! How do you strike? !!!Ma'am!!!

Niiinnja:
Quickly.

Commander Gex:
!!!Ma'am!!! Where do you strike? !!!Ma'am!!!

Niiinnja:
Where zee enemy is most vulnerable so they have no chance of escape…

Commander Gex:
!!!Ma'am!!! When do you strike? !!!Ma'am!!!

Niiinnja:

I strike… in zee night…. '>_<'

Testing....

Commander Gex:
!!!Ma'am!!! Reporting from Outpost #2260Delta !!!Ma'am!!!

Niiinnja:
Something has just blown my sneaky little mind....

Commander Gex:
!!! How birds can make millions of humans worldwide tweet for hours on end? !!!

Niiinnja:
Well, we will get to that..... I just learned that I can set the date and time of these posts.....

Commander Gex:
!!!Ma'am!!! How will you use this awesome new ability? !!!Ma'am!!!

Niiinnja:
I'll tell you later.... -_-

Agent Frogger

Niiinnja:
You there. Report.

Frog:
rrRrr…. Wha?

Niiinnja:
You are a lesser form of lizard and sit outside this home. So now tell me.

Frog:
rrRrr…. Wha?

Niiinnja:
The endless hours you spend spying on these humans here. You must know.

Frog:
rrRrr…. Wha?

Niiinnja:
Where do they keep the Tuna… -_-

Sneaky when wet

Commander Gex:

!!!Ma'am!!! Reporting from Outpost #2270Bravo! The climate has changed to perfect conditions for Operation Sneaky When Wet !!!Ma'am!!!

Niiinnja:

Ah yes… they never suspect zee Niiinnja in the rain…

Commander Gex:

!!!Ma'am!!! You are a master of deception !!!Ma'am!!!

Niiinnja:

No cat in their right mind would willingly get soaked but misdirection is the ninja way...

Commander Gex:

!!!Ma'am!!! I understand the dedication to one's art and post !!!Ma'am!!!

Niiinnja:

Yes, but I still have a tail -_-