Intruder!

Commander Gex:
!!!Ma'am!!! Reporting from Outpost #2271Charlie! Intruder in the yard !!! Looks to be some form of bush-tail rat !!!Ma'am!!!

Niiinnja:
I'll deal with this one personally....

Commander Gex:
!!!Ma'am!!! The NLA has your back !!!Ma'am!!!

Niiinnja:
Why do you intrude upon my yard, with your bush-tailed, nut-eating... ness...

Squrl:
Umm.... ThereAreNutsAndBerriesAndFruitAnd...

Niiinnja:
Stop. This is my yard. You must request permission from zee Niiinnja before even setting foot on these lands.

Squrl:
But....ThereAreNutsAndBerriesAndFruitAnd...

Niiinnja:
Did you know that a lizard can eat 3 times its body weight?

Squrl:
But...ThereAreNutsAndBerriesAn...

Niiinnja:
Now multiply that by the number of lizards you see surrounding you...

Squrl:
Umm...three.

Niiinnja:
Now add in the ones you don't see....

Commander Gex:
!!!Ma'am!!! There are 3,792 NLA members at your immediate command !!!Ma'am!!!

Squrl:
K, I go now.